June 2012
kalishamalfoy:
what if the end of the harry potter series was ‘and then harry woke up’ because the dursleys had starved him and he fell into a coma due to malnutrition and his entire magical life was a dream
sirdanisnotonfire:
punk rock, paper, scissors
pzzaface:
now accepting applications for someone to make out w/ me and tell me i’m pretty
pzzaface:
now accepting applications for someone to make out w/ me and tell me i’m pretty
narcissistmanifesto:
if zac efron winked at me i think my clothes would magically disappear
teacher: you will be sorted into grou--
me: can I work alone
Shout out to the people who actually listen to the...
me: i feel like taking a picture
opens webcam
me: never mind
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr
but i notice
i always notice
doctor: so how long would you say you're on the computer for?
me: about 7 hours
doctor: a week?
me:
me:
me:
me: ya lets go with that
do you ever feel like people just forget you exist
don’t say nice things to me because i will fall in love with you and die
