adsklfafsdkhjashkf: do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school
cosmicsan: when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
butthurtbandboys: choked to death by the neckline on a band shirt is what my autopsy is gonna read
clavid: PARKOUR PARKOUR
buttgenie: i want to be in a sassy group of internet friends where we all have big skype calls together and we play video games together and we do livestreams together and we tinychat together wow i want friends
Reasons not to kill myself yet:
platonicsciencegirlfriend: Doctor Who Series 7: August 2012 Supernatural Season 8: October 3, 2012 J.K. Rowling’s new book: September 23, 2012 The Hobbit: December 14, 2012 Sherlock Series 3: (here’s hoping) 2013 Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013. Man of Steel: June 14, 2013 Wolverine 2: July 26, 2013. Thor 2: November 15, 2013. Catching Fire: November 22, 2013. The Hobbit 2: December 13, 2013. Deadpool:...
trickmirror: i feel like my sexual appeal can be compared to that of a cold french fry
blonde-bookworm: Sometimes I forget that not everyone knows everything that ever happened in the Harry Potter Universe.
deerstagram: ok olympic pet peeve i hate how the sports announcers in the background act like they could do better like i would like to see you do a triple backflip rotation spinny thing and land it perfectly
mpregbert: how to establish friendship send non-anon asks acting like you’re already my friend have replies enabled
no one ever: i like you
castieltheangelofthursgay: if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just whisper their url and watch the colour drain from their faces and their eyes fill with tears as they back away slowly to their desk
ntmhbu: I like the internet because you can ignore people and they cant do anything about it