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REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries:self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus:nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini:smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer:dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo:most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo:steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra:double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio:paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius:funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn:cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius:weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces:sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites